I come here, see everyone commenting on Christmas gifts and postal workers...
And to my horror, not a single person mentions the perfect gift. A gift which will raise the spirits of any man. Why, the very things they've stacked on our porches, thirty high for thirty days. All while contemplating, what kind of madman could possibly order this much Target, Wal-Mart and Amazon? Nobody thought to spare just one measly set for these poor souls.
Shame on all of you...
I am a different man. One to be remembered as a god among postal customers. They will fight over my route like starved rats. My Christmas gift will be talked and reveled about around the post office water cooler for years to come. A gift worthy of its storied past. A sealed, mint 75119.