Strange and eerie evil abounds.....
Thursday I went into my local TRU where Miss Sourpuss works. She hangs out at the Customer Service desk so I waited until the regular cashier was next to finished with the customer ahead. Then I hear the call, "I can help the next person in line over here at the Service Desk". I start walking over there without looking and to my chagrin it's Miss Sourpuss Jr. (one of the previously mentioned 2 Lifer girlfriends of, Miss Sourpuss Sr.), and who is there next to her? The Original Gansta, Miss Sourpuss herself. Ugh...I involuntarily wince at the sight of her. She sees the pain on my face and surprisingly, she quickly leaves. Whew, one obstacle avoided. Now I go unto her well trained apprentice.
Miss Sourpuss Jr. engages me politely but with an air of insincerity. I brought to the counter, Indominus Rex, used TRUTH, surrendered the physical 20% off coupon that I pulled off the mailer while standing in front of her, and now for the 15% off Paypal Digital TRU coupons - dead. $0 on all three! What is this treachery! Could the evil Miss Sourpuss Sr. have cast a spell on this transaction too? She wasn't anywhere to be seen but I knoweth of her great powers, for she conjures from thin air to appear with wretched face and the authority of "NO!". My dignity forces me to draw the line at stalking the parking lot to see who is working, but I think she even drives, err...flies, a broom to work, so I am a wary of her. I ask politely for Miss Sourpuss Jr. to try and check the balance of all 3 Paypal TRU gift cards and they all show $0. Dismayed, I tell her where the cards came from and that it is not her fault, probably a fluke. She looks on indifferently as I pay the total with my TRU credit card. With insincere pleasantries exchanged and feeling a little defeated, I now start to leave having forfeited about $16xx by not having money on those gift cards, instead paying with my TRU credit card. As I take a last look through the store while heading for the exit I see Miss Sourpuss Sr.'s head observe the entire transaction while hiding behind a short isle. Hmmm...did she actually shut me down with her powers?
So after the mishap I go home and check my purchase records and telephone Paypal. Turns out it was a Paypal error and rep. issues me 3 new gift cards which are instantly activated. Was this a chance fluke or have the evil powers of Miss Sourpuss pervaded their way unto Paypal? I don't know but just to be on the safe side, I'm going to build a sacrifice made of Lego and toss it into a volcano, or the nearest available fire pit and hope it relieves my vex, err...hex.