Just when I thought I'd seen the most bizarre way a Tumbler can arrive (Amazon dog food guy)...
I arrived home today to find my Walmart order from a week ago in an oversized box on the doorstep. Picked it up and it was WAY too heavy to be a Tumbler. Lifted inside, cut it open, and found an old Dell computer monitor that looks like it was dug out of a dumpster as well as an old metal monitor stand, both crammed into an opened ASUS (???) monitor box. Sure enough, this ASUS box (containing an old DELL monitor and metal stand) was sitting haphazardly atop my Tumbler. I removed the debris to find the Tumbler box in surprisingly decent condition (some creases) given the weight of the old monitor and metal stand, but with the seals all popped on one side.
After I stood there dumbfounded for the better part of a minute, I found humor in the situation and had a laugh. Called my wife over and showed her what happened. (Deadpan tone): "oh, so you bought more Legos?" she announced.
Me: "Well, yeah, but... look at this!"
Piper: "Did you order that monitor?"
Me: "Definitely not."
Piper: "Cool, well I guess you got a free monitor." (more deadpan)
Me: "It looks like it's been in the garbage. And look at the Lego box underneath it - it's popped open and creased."
Piper: "Looks fine to me... (pause) ... don't you already have that Lego set?" (more deadpan)
Me: (eyes narrowing, quickly assessing whether or not she knows there are 11 of these already lined up in the top shelf of a closet in the guest room. I determine she doesn't or a much more hostile reaction I would have probably just received)... "just one for Jason to open when he's older and gets into Batman."
Piper: "Well, that's pretty weird. What are you going to do with the monitor?"
Me: "Throw it away I guess? I doubt it even works."
Piper: "You should call Walmart and see if they want it back."
Me: "It looks like someone in their shipping department said 'that's it, I quit!' then unplugged his monitor, threw it in this box, taped it up, and went home."
Piper: (now turning to walk away and head back to the living room, calling out over her shoulder): "Maybe you can put it in the guest room with the 11 other Tumbler sets you hid up there."
Me: ........
EPILOGUE: I called WM customer service later in the evening and was given a 20% discount on the Tumbler. CS rep was very pleasant and expressed surprisingly little incredulity at my description of what sat atop my Lego set in the shipping box. Just another Monday evening at the Walmart.com customer service phone center I suspect...