Worth the read.
And in case that disappears, here's the text:
"I am selling my brand new sealed in a MINT condition box Lego Tumbler UCS 76023. This was the second one sold in the US and I have the receipt to prove it!
Also the item was sold to me by Christian Bale himself, as he sometimes moonlights as a Lego employee in Dallas.
I also have documented proof that when Heath Ledger passed, he reincarnated himself into my Joker lego straight up Chucky style from Child's Play. As I was a bit startled by that last fact, I immediately took my set (first class, and bought a seat for my box as well) to the Vatican where I had my UCS Tumbler blessed by Pope Francis. On our [uCS Tumbler and myself] way back to the states, our plane was struck by lightening when our speed was exactly 88 mph (yeah I know kinda slow for a plane, but it was during takeoff on the tarmac) I was immediately transported Into the future. After walking around for about 72 minutes I came upon a Lego store and saw the current date. I had been thrown into 2039. To my surprise the Lego store had my exact set on display in a glass case! It was selling for $4,000.00! I was spotted by some future citizens and they started bowing to me, as I was in possession of one of the most sought after items in their time. I was made their leader and shortly after deemed all legos illegal. Why? You ask? Well I did not want competition. My set Is now worth millions, but I have no use for the currency of my time, as it is all made from justin bieber hair. Yes I know I'm disgusted too. He is the emperor of the world and I will be killing myself soon. So, which brings me to the sale of my set! I want the last thing I do to be a good thing, so I want want to make you a future multimillionaire! All I want in return is my asking price and you are guaranteed to make your money back and more!!! I have found a wormhole into the past and can communicate with past me. What are you waiting for?! Secure your families future and purchase this Lego set! Text past me at"