"Supraboy"
High above the mucky-muck, North of the border sat he,
There sits Supraboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Supraboy, what is the secret of your power?
Supraboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man? [spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Christopher,
archrival and nemesis of Supraboy, with powers comparable to Supraboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of crossing the border with no fees on merchandise?
That do anything for ya? That's 500% profit, holmes.
How 'bout the power to sell goods in a TRU parking lot for 9x retail...
and always know what sets are junk! That's telekinesis, yo.
How 'bout the power to sell you Chima at 3 times retail? [sung]
History of Supraboy and Young Christopher,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold lego hoarde to behold,
And blasting forth with 500 RIs and exo suits, yeow!
Supraboy, what is the secret of your power?
Supraboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man? [spoken]
Well, Supraboy and Young Christopher joined forces;
they formed a reselling partnership the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Christopher JB. That's right, [sung]
Supra! And JB! [JB (spoken):] That's me. [sung]
We're now Tenacious SupraChristopher JB!
Come fly with me, fly!
Supraboy, what is the secret of your power?
Supbraboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Oh! [spoken]
Take my hand!
Young Christopher, and we'll fly!
Bring out your RI.
There's the exo suit at TRU.
A granny has one. Slice her throat! And a child another
grab his scroat.
You take the high border,
I'll take the low.
No exports will be paid,
The B-wing is junk and mass profits to be made!