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Some of the Rules of Acquisition


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Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
 
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Keep your ears open.
 
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Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
 
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Greed is eternal.
 
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A deal is a deal.
 
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Never place friendship above profit.
 
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A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
 
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War is good for business
 
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Peace is good for business
 
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Expand or die
 
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The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
 
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Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them
 
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Free advice is seldom cheap.
 
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The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
 
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Knowledge equals profit.
 
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Females and finances don't mix.
 
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Every man has his price.
 
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Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
 
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You can't make a deal if you're dead.
 
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Whisper your way to success
 
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Hear all, trust nothing.
 
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New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
 
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Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
 
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You can't free a fish from water.
 
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No good deed ever goes unpunished.
 
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He/She who hesitates is lost.*

 

I think this is pseudoty's signature but its gotta be close to the top on the list of lego investing acquisition 10 commandments.

Especially true when you come upon a deal you know is great but you don't grab it then and there and then come back later the next day and u got poofed.

 

*The corollary is of course he/she who doesn't hesitate can always return it later.

 

there is a endless lack of hesitation here on bp .

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Yes it is sexist. Doesn't make it any less true than women have babies.  ;)

 

The 2 do contradict each other, which is intentionally meant to be funny and describe the amorality of capitalism

I do not see the contradiction. The rules simply mean any good Ferengi can do good business in war OR peace.

* Contemplating about changing my avatar to Quark ;)

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You got to lick it before you stick it.

 

 

Also, here's some actual wisdom, and I took two extra seconds to make it sound clever:  "Automobiles are destroying the environment... and your profit margins."  Make sure you keep a close eye on the gas you're using while you're out shopping;  that tish gets expensive.

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Plus one for relating the RoA to lego. That's awesome!

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Ferengi

Overview of the Ferengi from Star Trek for our confused non-trekkie Brickpickers...

.. Or just watch Star Trek Deep Space 9 (DS9), available for free to Amazon Prime subscribers. One of the best scifi show ever. The show cleverly presented the different races (Ferengis, Cardassians, Bajorans, Klingons, the Founders, etc) as societies with their own unique rules and customs instead of as "race of the week" (exposed in 1 episode, forgotten in the next). It was well written too with episodes that managed to be distinct yet still part of the bigger continuity.

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.. Or just watch Star Trek Deep Space 9 (DS9), available for free to Amazon Prime subscribers. One of the best scifi show ever. The show cleverly presented the different races (Ferengis, Cardassians, Bajorans, Klingons, the Founders, etc) as societies with their own unique rules and customs instead of as "race of the week" (exposed in 1 episode, forgotten in the next). It was well written too with episodes that managed to be distinct yet still part of the bigger continuity.

It was a good show until the dominion wars - those episodes (or story arcs) were boring.

Ex Astris, Scientia.

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