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"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

 

Q: What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A: A satisfactory.

The mailman was finally retiring. On his last day a housewife invited him in, made love to him, and made him breakfast. Before he left she gave him $5.

He said "That was lovely but what is the $5 for?"

"Well," she says, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him five dollars.' The breakfast was my idea."

 

https://people.com/sports/nba-star-myles-turner-shows-off-impressive-lego-collection-including-titanic-replica-in-fun-tiktok/

 

no it's perfectly normal to give your super sized LEGO sets sexy women's names

 

...NOT!

1 minute ago, $20 on joe vs dan said:

https://people.com/sports/nba-star-myles-turner-shows-off-impressive-lego-collection-including-titanic-replica-in-fun-tiktok/

 

no it's perfectly normal to give your super sized LEGO sets sexy women's names

 

...NOT!

Just came to post this from twiiter 

2 minutes ago, Pseudoty said:

Just came to post this from twiiter 

I would give him a pass...dude is a basketball player...think how hard it  to make a set that size w/ gargantuan hands!!!!

 

The vid is definitely a must watch tho...his voice introducing his "ladies" 

@exciter1

 

11 hours ago, Darth_Raichu said:

Charging $10 each for free White House snacks

 

34 minutes ago, TheOrcKing said:

 

Psst, some queens do not experience this.  Which is why they can be FABULOUS! at any age..

 

 

Finally got around to seeing The Batman, and this about sums it up...