Chuck, I think you dead now....lol

When Chuck Norris does a pushup he's not pushing himself up he's pushing the world down!

Ok guess you are still alive Chuck

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter..... He's already following you!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter..... He's already following you!!!

Oh snap!

Here it is. After years of games, toys, and TV appearances.
The Roast of Mario!

Warning
Some strong language and suggestive dialogue
Viewer discretion is advised

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

You can't polish a terd.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Are you guys even old enough to know who Chuck Norris is? LOL

60% of the time....it works 100% of the time!

Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945. Coincidence? I think not! It is always humorous reading the Chuck Norris memes

Yogi Berra?

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. This one is one of my favorites.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room. This is probably my last Chuck Norris joke I'm going to post.

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Yogi Berra?

In honor of Jeff and his favorite movie...

Here's a real 'classy' scene for ya'll!

Chuck Norris is the BOMB!!!!

I saw this today and thought it was too funny not to share!