You guys got any good lego jokes? A 10179:1 in the hand's worth two in the bush.

How does the Lego mob deal with a squealer?

 

Takes them apart.

Wanna hear a joke? Chima.

Wanna hear a joke? Chima.

 

 

Lol. I was just thinking:

 

Lego Chima? That will be about as good as Build-a-Zerg.

How do Lego Women make themselves look different?

 

Plastic surgery

How do you take down a Lego Man?

 

Kick him in the blocks.

What did the Lego guy's friend say to him when he was freaking out?

 

Put yourself back together!!!

Prince of Persia.

Prince of Persia.

Toy Story, I play the trump card!!

3 Lego Investors were walking in a Lego store when they were all knocked unconscious by a Brick Troller.  When they woke up the troll said, each of you must go into the store and purchase 10 lego sets of the same item.

 

The first man went in and bought 10 Minecraft sets.  The troll said, if you are able to stick every set up your butt without making a facial expression, your life will be spared.  He was killed shortly there after.

 

The second man came out with 10 Collector's Minifigures.  He was told the same thing.  He had successfully completed 9 of the minifigures when he suddenly burst out laughing.  He was killed shortly after.

 

Upon arriving in heaven, God asked him, "what happened? You were so close, what made you start laughing?"  He responded, "I was about to finish when I saw the 3rd man walk out with 10 Death Stars."

 

Moral of the story, the Death Star is a pain in the ***.

 

Note: I adjusted the story, which was originally about fruit.  Replace minecraft with Grapefruit, CMF's with grapes, and the death star with a pineapple.

3 Lego Investors were walking in a Lego store when they were all knocked unconscious by a Brick Troller.  When they woke up the troll said, each of you must go into the store and purchase 10 lego sets of the same item.

 

The first man went in and bought 10 Minecraft sets.  The troll said, if you are able to stick every set up your butt without making a facial expression, your life will be spared.  He was killed shortly there after.

 

The second man came out with 10 Collector's Minifigures.  He was told the same thing.  He had successfully completed 9 of the minifigures when he suddenly burst out laughing.  He was killed shortly after.

 

Upon arriving in heaven, God asked him, "what happened? You were so close, what made you start laughing?"  He responded, "I was about to finish when I saw the 3rd man walk out with 10 Death Stars."

 

Moral of the story, the Death Star is a pain in the ***.

 

Note: I adjusted the story, which was originally about fruit.  Replace minecraft with Grapefruit, CMF's with grapes, and the death star with a pineapple.

Very nice... Very nice.

3 Lego Investors were walking in a Lego store when they were all knocked unconscious by a Brick Troller.  When they woke up the troll said, each of you must go into the store and purchase 10 lego sets of the same item.

 

The first man went in and bought 10 Minecraft sets.  The troll said, if you are able to stick every set up your butt without making a facial expression, your life will be spared.  He was killed shortly there after.

 

The second man came out with 10 Collector's Minifigures.  He was told the same thing.  He had successfully completed 9 of the minifigures when he suddenly burst out laughing.  He was killed shortly after.

 

Upon arriving in heaven, God asked him, "what happened? You were so close, what made you start laughing?"  He responded, "I was about to finish when I saw the 3rd man walk out with 10 Death Stars."

 

Moral of the story, the Death Star is a pain in the ***.

 

Note: I adjusted the story, which was originally about fruit.  Replace minecraft with Grapefruit, CMF's with grapes, and the death star with a pineapple.

 

Nicely done.

Toy Story, I play the trump card!!

 

Jun-Chi.   

Anyone see the Lego skit they did on Conan last night?

Jun-Chi.   

!!Tygurah!! What now BlackJack?

What do you call the chaperones at Lego prom? Brick separators.

Wah wah wah.

Time Cruisers. 

!!Tygurah!! What now BlackJack?

 

Just putting it out there that everyone capitalizes the 'J' in my name.  It is lower-case.

Time Cruisers. 

Belleville!

!!Tygurah!! What now BlackJack?

 

Actually, this would be the biggest 'whatnow!'

 

Our good friend Timmy, with a value of $0.68...

 

Anyone see the Lego skit they did on Conan last night?

 

I am going to youtube it. I heard about itbut didn't watch it live.

On ‎7‎/‎9‎/‎2013 at 2:09 PM, Blackjack said:

Actually, this would be the biggest 'whatnow!'

 

Our good friend Timmy, with a value of $0.68...

 

thats not real is it? It looks painted.

 

MegaBlocks was behind this.

All'rite I sees how it is.

 

On ‎7‎/‎9‎/‎2013 at 2:09 PM, Blackjack said:

Actually, this would be the biggest 'whatnow!'

 

Our good friend Timmy, with a value of $0.68...

We need to man up and each buy fifty of him..... imagine a tackle box filled the "Accursed One".

thats not real is it? It looks painted.

 

MegaBlocks was behind this.

 

I very much wish you were right.  http://www.bricklink.com/search.asp?itemID=7617

 

Also, did anyone else notice that Timmy has a... NOSE!!!