cobi 20 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Chuck, I think you dead now....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whiteboy02 4 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 When Chuck Norris does a pushup he's not pushing himself up he's pushing the world down! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cobi 20 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Ok guess you are still alive Chuck 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dunkers97 8 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter..... He's already following you!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest idunno101 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter..... He's already following you!!! Oh snap! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheOrcKing 16,149 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Here it is. After years of games, toys, and TV appearances.The Roast of Mario! Warning Some strong language and suggestive dialogue Viewer discretion is advised 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Lego 65 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Mack 10,338 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 You can't polish a terd. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Lego 65 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Mack 10,338 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Are you guys even old enough to know who Chuck Norris is? LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Mack 10,338 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 60% of the time....it works 100% of the time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheDarkness 494 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945. Coincidence? I think not! It is always humorous reading the Chuck Norris memes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Huskers1236 2,320 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Yogi Berra? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Lego 65 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Lego 65 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. This one is one of my favorites. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
exciter1 33,285 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Lego 65 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Lego 65 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room. This is probably my last Chuck Norris joke I'm going to post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Mack 10,338 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Quote Yogi Berra? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Mack 10,338 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 In honor of Jeff and his favorite movie... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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TheOrcKing 16,149 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Here's a real 'classy' scene for ya'll! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spener90 527 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheOrcKing 16,149 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Chuck Norris is the BOMB!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gregpj 5,980 Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I saw this today and thought it was too funny not to share! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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