As much as I love LEGO, there are just certain things that these little plastic bricks can't provide that a loving wife can, like your own children.

8-)

A lot of internet tough guys here.

I don't think they understand how expensive divorce is, selling the lego would be much easier because if she divorces you, you're selling it to pay for the lawyer, and he keeps the money, not you.

What attorney?? She can have it all, the house; the car, the kids and even the car ( if we had one).. Just give me my Lego and the cardboxes ( to build a shed)

The guy sounds like a wuss, he needed to grow a pair and give her the ultimatum.

 

Lol have fun trying to be married and doing that.

Would have sold her jewellery...

With LEGO's power functions you can easily build yourself a new wife.  Not that I've done it.  Well, not that anyone knows about her, uh, I mean it.  Nevermind.

With LEGO's power functions you can easily build yourself a new wife. Not that I've done it. Well, not that anyone knows about her, uh, I mean it. Nevermind.

Guess you couldn't handle the loss of your choked to death wife, at your own hand I might add, eh Vader?

That's approximately $16 a lb, but since they mentioned 44 lbs of instrcuctions it must be complete sets too.

It's also highly possible that this is a viral marketing stunt just to get publicity for his sale. If that's the case, it worked perfectly. Although if he is married, he may sleep on the couch for a few years.

Keep the Lego, sell the wife.

wasnt there a song to address this?

 

"I thought that my home was my castle
With no one scrutinizing me
No pigs, no lying b*******, no hassle
Y'all are brutalizing me
Can't a man not build with bricks in silence?
Can't a man not crudely lie and scream?
Can't a man not control his b******* with violence?
Y'all are brutalizing me
Y'all are brutalizing me."