ACT I:
A Tuesday morning in Billund, Denmark. Two lego corporate executives meet at the water cooler.
Lego Exec. A: Hey George, how was your weekend?
Lego Exec B: Hi Rupert, it was fine, just fine. And yours?
George: Fine, just fine.
Rupert: That's good.
George: Yup, yeah, good...good.
(an awkward silence develops as they take turns at the water cooler)
Rupert: Hey you know what we could do today?
George: (looks up from his coffee cup. Audience wonders why he now has a cup of coffee if this is a water cooler scene, but they just give it the benefit of the doubt).
Rupert: Well, you know how the status updates on the website are always red when something goes to "Sold Out"?
George: Yeah...
Rupert: Well I was just thinking, you know we could totally change that... in like, just some of the different sets...
George: I don't follow. You mean like make the new "Sold Out" tags blue any time we temporarily sell out of something? What's the point of that?
Rupert: (frustrated) No, no, no, you're not hearing me. Not all of them. Like, only a few of them.... And not blue either. Blue is a direct contrast to red. I'm thinking something really close to red, like purple or something.
George: What about orange, orange is really close to red.
Rupert: (excitement building in his voice) Holy crap yes. Orange would be perfect for this. It's almost the same thing, but not exactly.
George: (still seemingly indifferent) Okay but why? I mean, why would we do that?
(a robotic female voice with just a lilt of a British accent comes over the intercom announcing it's time for the weekly executives meeting in the lounge to laugh about 10188 while execs enjoy pastries and read recent online blog entries to each other)
George: Hey I'm gonna go to this meeting. Do whatever you want with the colors dude, I really don't care.
Rupert: (Looks at the camera and raises one eyebrow, a smirk beginning to form on his thin Danish lips)
ACT II:
An online website where people write long and self-indulgent forum posts that take forever for other members to read and go on and on with pointless stage directions and attempts at humor. Especially people with costumed frankfurters next to their names.
Forum Guy: Drop everything. The "Sold Out" tag is orange on the ISD! It's orange. It's not red, I know what red is and I've seen red. But this changes everything. It has to mean something. I mean this has to MEAN something. We need to discuss this. We need to!
Okay you all get the joke now, I'm not going to beat you over the head with it. I have to get back to work anyways. This took me like 20 minutes to write. God I'm such a nerd.