Alpinemaps performs:
"I've Smooshed Everywhere"
I was totin' my pack along the dusty Carlsbad road,
When along came a semi with a high an' Lego logo-covered load.
"If you're goin' to Legoland, Mack, with me you can ride."
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside.
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand.
And I said, "Listen, I've smooshed every road in this here land!" [Chorus:]
I've smooshed everywhere, man.
I've smooshed everywhere, man.
CMFs are running bare, man.
I've breathed that Mixel air, man.
Of flipping I've had my share, man.
I've smooshed everywhere.
I've smooshed at:
TRU Reno, Discovery Chicago, Wal-mart Fargo, Target Minnesota,
Walgreens Buffalo, TRU ca Toronto, Mom & Pop at Winslow, CVS Sarasota,
Jewel/Osco Wichita, dumpster in Tulsa (Quizno's), Craig's List Oklahoma,
Series 1 in Tampa, 2 in Panama, 3 in Mattawa, 4 La Paloma,
5 Bangor, Emazers house in Baltimore, 7 in Salvador, Series 8 Amarillo,
9 in Tocapillo,, I'm a killer. [Chorus]
I've been to:
Lego store in Boston, Simpsons Figs in Charleston, skipped Louisiana,
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake,
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake. [Chorus]
I've been to:
Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika,
Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport,
Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a. [Chorus]
I've been to:
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity. [Chorus]
(I've smooshed everywhere)
OK joke runs out of steam, too many damn places in that song.