My Wife: "Ok it's Friday night. How much did you spend on Legos this week?"

Me: "Well, technically, I think it's 'Lego'. I don't think you pluralize it."

My Wife: "Really? Like how the plural form of 'moose' is also 'moose' and not 'mooses' or 'meese' or something?"

Me: "Yeah, I think so."

My Wife: "Okay, well how much did you spend on Lego this week?"

Me: "I'd prefer to think about it in terms of how much I SAVED on Lego this week."

My Wife: .... (eyes narrowing)  .... "I'm going to Lululemon. I'll be back in an hour."

Me: "Yeah that's probably fair."

My Wife: "And you're watching Miss America with me on Sunday night. But we can play a drinking game. You have to take a shot every time a girl says the word 'blessed' or 'opportunity' or 'surreal'."

Me: "Actually, I'm totally in for that."

My Wife: "But seriously, how much did you spend on LEGO this week?"

Me: "On second thought, you might be right. It might be 'Legos.'"

 

 

 

PayPal for lego only = win

Buy lego with sold lego = no lulumon